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GNU Impossible A.S.S Pickle EC2-PBTX Snowboard Features:
Geometry - 152cm
Board Shape: Asymetrical Twin
Board Contour: EC3 PBTX
Contact Length: 113cm
Side Cut: 7.9/8.2m
Nose Width: 29.2cm
Waist Width: 25.1cm
Tail Width: 29.2cm
Stance (Min-Max / Setback) 20" - 26" / 0"
Twin Asym. Sym. Sync. Freestyle Shape and Geometries
+ Anatomical oddities > Your body is asymmetric heel to toe your board should be too. Balance through Asymmetry: This board is designed to work with your bodys natural asymmetriesbalancing your toe and heelside playing into the strengths of each sides mechanics to enhance control and performance.
+ Toe side > More finesse through your toes and precise fingertip like edge control. Increased angle of edge attack can be achieved through cumulative articulation of toe, ankle and knee joints. Balance. Heelside: More power through the heels. A lower angle of edge attack and more power can be achieved due to natural joint mechanics. Stomp.
+ Minimal adaptation > The Impossible A.S.S. pickle is ergonomically designed around your natural kinesiology so you dont have to adapt mentally or physically to use it. Intuition and a dream is all you need.
+ Imperceptible Perfection > Initially A.S.S. seems mind alteringly weirdbut what it really means is an easy ride and lots of fun. Ride an A.S.S Pickle and you will feel a difference for the first few turns as your body and mind expect what snowboarding used to feel like and then your body and board will synchronize into perfect harmony and you will achieve a state we call imperceptible design perfection and new levels of joy and performance will be realized.
+ Fun, Easy All Terrain Rocker/Camber > Rocker between your feet combined with elliptical cambers out to the contact. Kills everything! Easy riding, turning, jibbing and unreal float in pow combined with the tip to tail control, power and pop of camber. The perfect middle ground between BTX and C2 BTX. metal Guru, Space Case, Impossible
+ Magne-Traction .5 > Serrated edges give great edge hold all over the mountain especially on hard pack and ice!
Asym. Columbian Gold / Polonia Eco CoreMagnesium Fiberglass
+ Magnesium A Strange Metal > Magnesium is impossibly light, incredibly strong, tastes bitter, is explosively flammable and burns white hot. Experiment and expand your mind with the Magnesium fiber technology we built into every Gnu Impossible Asym. Sym. Sync. Pickle. Warning do not store your Impossible near woodstoves, fireplaces or Pat Bridges.
+ Compression hardened amorphous UHMW skived from the billet to create the toughest, fastest, best wax holding base material around. Slides best and fastest when waxed regularly to match local snow conditions.
Bio Beans Topsheet
+ GNU has made a commitment to using a new earth friendly, bio-plastic top skin made from beans that features the highest strength-to-weight ratio of any top sheet in the industry. While there is clearly still the need to invade small, helpless, oil producing countries for money and power, this new age of bio-plastics offers hope of a more peaceful and fruity future!
+ Ultra High Molecular Weight exterior sidewalls made from soy-based elastomer are laminated to five internal wood layers for totally bombproof sidewalls.
Handbuilt in the USA
+ Every Gnu snowboard is handbuilt in the U.S.A by weirdos with jobs. Gnus are built with tough and fast UHMW external sidewalls and impact resistant end grain internal sidewalls. Ultra-light weight rugged