Take the world-renowned Airblaster boot fit pant, sprinkle on a tinkle of Hip Bag style, and you get this: the best Javier Pant yet! Not a whole hip bag on the leg, just a little nod to the style, without the actual pocket to hold lip balm and season pass. But let me give you some advice: You should always hide your pass between runs! Why? Because if Ski Patrol finally does catch you, you’ll want to have your season pass tucked safely behind your balls, saying, “No season pass, officer. Just bought a ticket this morning. This was my last run, so I just threw my ticket away at the top. Shoot.”