Beluga whales like to party in arctic waters, splashing and frolicking about. Some other whales, like dolphins, can’t join the party, because they don’t have enough insulation to hang. The Beluga jacket assures that you’ll never get shut out just because the weather is frigid. Stay warm, and party like a Beluga. Hey, look at that diver guy trying to love a beluga from behind. He’s like, “I want to wear you like a jacket, you big sexy beluga!” The whale is not into it. Get a Beluga Jacket, pervert diver.